Where to even begin with this one? Should I start with the reports of a half-man, half-goat monster terrorizing Maryland teens at the local lovers’ lane, supposedly the result of a mad scientist’s experiment-gone-wrong? Or the creature rumored to lure his victims to their deaths on a railroad trestle near Kentucky’s Pope Lick Creek—where, just yesterday, a young woman […]
I still feel like a little kid scribbling over the walls with crayon. You know how it is… you’ve got those little pudgy kid hands with your ham-fisted grip on your crayon and barely enough fine motor skills to smudge it across the walls. And you’re just waiting for the fury to rain down from […]
Okay, so, first off: Fuck these guys. Seriously. If you’ve ever played a Zelda game, chances are you’ve run into these guys. They’re bats— Okay, because I know somebody’s gonna feel the need to jump in and correct me: technically they’re called keese, not bats. But c’mon. They’re bats. —So they’re bats that flop around above you, […]
Last week, I went to the Welcome to Night Vale touring live show, Ghost Stories. It was nice—I don’t get out to see live theater as much as I would like. Without giving anything away about the show’s plot, there were a few bold moments that stuck with me: bold uses of silence. Why do […]
This Monster of the Week is going to be a little different. Instead of talking about a monster that we’ve already identified, we’re going to play find the monster. Where is it? Well, it’s lurking… somewhere… INSIDE THE HOUSE— —the house at number ten, Cloverfield Lane. DUN DUN DUN Phew. Sorry. I got a little carried […]
Hey. So, this is a blog post. It’s a tough blog post, for me. I mean, it doesn’t have to be, right? Let’s give it a try: Hey everybody, there are a few changes going up on the blog today. I’ve changed my domain to bexshea.com. This is because I am now using the name […]
Okay, first things first, who the hell that’s ever played Yoshi’s Island remembered that angry blue blob was called Nep-Enut? News to me! If you haven’t played Yoshi’s Island, aka Super Mario World 2, for the SNES, then I definitely recommend that you correct that. It’s one of the most fun and creative games of the […]
Are you happy? I hope so. But experience tells me that most adults will pause to think about their answer. At best, it’s probably a mixed happy, or a cautious one. That’s okay—I mean, it’s only to be expected. This world we live in ain’t all sunshine and roses, and it doesn’t take too many […]