Where to even begin with this one? Should I start with the reports of a half-man, half-goat monster terrorizing Maryland teens at the local lovers’ lane, supposedly…
Month: April 2016
I still feel like a little kid scribbling over the walls with crayon. You know how it is… you’ve got those little pudgy kid hands…
Okay, so, first off: Fuck these guys. Seriously. If you’ve ever played a Zelda game, chances are you’ve run into these guys. They’re bats— Okay,…
Last week, I went to the Welcome to Night Vale touring live show, Ghost Stories. It was nice—I don’t get out to see live theater…
This Monster of the Week is going to be a little different. Instead of talking about a monster that we’ve already identified, we’re going to…
Hey. So, this is a blog post. It’s a tough blog post, for me. I mean, it doesn’t have to be, right? Let’s give it…
Okay, first things first, who the hell that’s ever played Yoshi’s Island remembered that angry blue blob was called Nep-Enut? News to me! If you haven’t…
Are you happy? I hope so. But experience tells me that most adults will pause to think about their answer. At best, it’s probably a…