Well, for those of us in the US, tomorrow is Thanksgiving, and can I just say — where the hell did that come from? Where…
Tag: video games
This week’s monster hails from the classic arcade game of the same name. Released in 1980 by Atari, Centipede ranks as one of the best-known…
Ah, yes, the wonderful world of Pokémon. A certain app released last month has kicked 90s nostalgia into high gear and made us all hyper-aware…
Pfft, Undertale? More like PUNdertale, amirite? Heh, heh… *clears throat* Okay, so when it comes to Undertale, chances are you fall into one of three…
This week’s post delves into the world of meta monsters, those devious little suckers that everyone who has ever tried programming has come to fear…
As you may already know, this week Nintendo revealed the starter Pokémon for the newest games in the never-ending cycle, Sun and Moon versions. You…
Okay, so, first off: Fuck these guys. Seriously. If you’ve ever played a Zelda game, chances are you’ve run into these guys. They’re bats— Okay,…
Okay, first things first, who the hell that’s ever played Yoshi’s Island remembered that angry blue blob was called Nep-Enut? News to me! If you haven’t…
This week’s post is not about spine-chilling terror or the existential monsters that live within us all. It’s about game mechanics. Anyone who has played an…
Dearest readers, I have a confession to make. I didn’t play Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time as a child—I didn’t own it—so I was…